By Stephen Colbert
E-book shop country, within the heritage of mankind there hasn't ever been a better state than the United States. you'll say we're the number 1 state at being the easiest at greatness.
But as excellent as the United States is in each approach, the US is damaged! And we can't alternate it simply because we're 236 years previous the 30-day go back window. glance around--we don't make something anymore, we've mortgaged our destiny to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief is going on global excursions simply to bow earlier than international leaders. Worse, the L.A. 4 Seasons inn doesn't actually have a committed cell button for the Spa. you need to dial an extension! the place did we lose our way?!
It's excessive time we restored the United States to the greatness it by no means lost!
Luckily, the US back will singlebookedly pull this nation again from the threshold. It gains every thing from chapters, to web page numbers, to fonts. masking subject's starting from healthcare ("I shudder to imagine the place we'd be with out the big variety of prescribed drugs to regard our maladies, comparable to think-shuddering" ) to the financial system ("Life is giving us lemons, and we're transport them to the chinese language to make our lemon-flavored leadonade" ) to meals ("Feel unfastened to deep fry this book-it's a wealthy resource of fiber" ), Stephen provides the United States the dose of fact it must come back on course.
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THE ’HOLE TRUTH Get the sheet of paper laminated. Your hands are going to be sweaty the first few times. The last thing you need is to look like a douche bag with ink all over his hands. Crawl Before You Walk These Demandments will take time to master. Some are much harder than others to learn and execute. You must crawl before you walk. Here are some suggestions on how to ease into the transition of being an asshole. Start Small When you first learned to ride a bike without training wheels, your parents probably took you over to a soft, grassy area, walked alongside as you pedaled, and let go when they felt the time was right.
His cowboy hats—now those are fucking funny. ASSHOLE Barney Stinson—Fictional, yes, but he could be the perfect example of a genuine and likable asshole. He is a cocky, conceited, borderline alcoholic, womanizing liar, so all in all a pretty fun dude to be around. Stinson lives life by an unwritten set of rules called “The Bro Code,” which provide justification for his actions. As scummy as he seems, people still like him. He has a strong inner circle of pals, even though he slept with one of his female friends who was the ex-girlfriend of his best friend.
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