By Steven B. Green, Dennis Lavalle, Chris Illuminati
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THE ’HOLE TRUTH Get the sheet of paper laminated. Your hands are going to be sweaty the first few times. The last thing you need is to look like a douche bag with ink all over his hands. Crawl Before You Walk These Demandments will take time to master. Some are much harder than others to learn and execute. You must crawl before you walk. Here are some suggestions on how to ease into the transition of being an asshole. Start Small When you first learned to ride a bike without training wheels, your parents probably took you over to a soft, grassy area, walked alongside as you pedaled, and let go when they felt the time was right.
His cowboy hats—now those are fucking funny. ASSHOLE Barney Stinson—Fictional, yes, but he could be the perfect example of a genuine and likable asshole. He is a cocky, conceited, borderline alcoholic, womanizing liar, so all in all a pretty fun dude to be around. Stinson lives life by an unwritten set of rules called “The Bro Code,” which provide justification for his actions. As scummy as he seems, people still like him. He has a strong inner circle of pals, even though he slept with one of his female friends who was the ex-girlfriend of his best friend.
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